#konrad fot the vibes of a mom telling her kid to hurry up because the food is getting cold

[moociaoafterdark]

"That's because Horus is a pussy" is something Konrad SHOULD'VE canonically said (and I'm pretty sure he did just that in Vulkan Lives). You understand him. Is it because of how similar Konrad and Sanguinius are?

Now I want to know what's more alcoholic/toxic: mjod or Baal's alcohol...? Something tells me a certain wolf man would be really defensive over mjod.

Shit post on Konrad and Sanguinius' relationship: Konrad: I bring gifts, brother Sanguinius: This is a dead body. Why are you giving me a dead body?

Konrad: Oh that was supposed to be alive still, must have accidentally touched something vital then. Oops, I can get something fresher if you like

Sanguinius: Konrad... no, it's fine... just why? You're not answering my question.

Konrad: Don't you need blood? I thought it I'd bring food because I never see you eat any.

Sanguinius, oddly touched: Konrad, that's what the Karash is for, why do you think I don't offer it to my guests? It has human blood in it.

Konrad: So you're getting drunk on wine when you feed?

Sanguinius: .....Not really, do you have any idea how strong alcohol is on Baal? Karash is nothing compared to that. I'd have to consume over three barrel's worth for it to do anything to me.

Konrad, now curious: May I try some?

Sanguinius: I guess? You are taking this far better then Horus did-

Konrad: That's because Horus is a pussy. Anyway, *tries some, proceeds to choke* That isn't wine, that's straight up fermented blood, I like you're style. Still, eat the fucking body it'll do you good

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

If it helps, I came straight from being deep into the anime Hellsing and then right into Warhammer alongside having a deep and intimate love for Bloodborne. I know nothing of Konrad aside from him being unhinged, haunted by visions and being a feral rat. That is my favourite type of character. He just seems like the type of guy to both gut you like a fish, and knock back a shot of vodka while telling you to fuck off. Love me some unhinged bitches.

Now inbetween Mjod and Baal's alcohol? They're on the same level hilariously enough. Leman finds out that baselines from baal don't bat a fucking eye at Mjod because everything is so radioactive they're literally just built different, hence them having such strong booze. (They try to turn it down for off-planets)

However, there is one issue; Sanguinius' alcohol tolerance, as a primarch he already has unholy amounts of tolerance, however he has wings and thus more blood plus he's from Baal. Man can drink all his brother's under the table and still only be tipsy. This applies to his sons, they think Mjod is nothing special. But then again what do you expect from the legion that constantly imbibes alcohol but never appears drunk? There is a reason for it. Leman is trying his best to make something that might get Sanguinius drunk as easily as Mjod gets every other space marine chapter drunk. Leman shall not be out drunk by an oversized pigeon. Sanguinius still needs to eat the corpse though. The person is already dead and they (probably) deserved it knowing Konrad, so he won't be eating later, he supposes-

Shit post on Konrad and Sanguinius' relationship: Konrad: I bring gifts, brother Sanguinius: This is a dead body. Why are you giving me a dead body?

Konrad: Oh that was supposed to be alive still, must have accidentally touched something vital then. Oops, I can get something fresher if you like

Sanguinius: Konrad... no, it's fine... just why? You're not answering my question.

Konrad: Don't you need blood? I thought it I'd bring food because I never see you eat any.

Sanguinius, oddly touched: Konrad, that's what the Karash is for, why do you think I don't offer it to my guests? It has human blood in it.

Konrad: So you're getting drunk on wine when you feed?

Sanguinius: .....Not really, do you have any idea how strong alcohol is on Baal? Karash is nothing compared to that. I'd have to consume over three barrel's worth for it to do anything to me.

Konrad, now curious: May I try some?

Sanguinius: I guess? You are taking this far better then Horus did-

Konrad: That's because Horus is a pussy. Anyway, *tries some, proceeds to choke* That isn't wine, that's straight up fermented blood, I like you're style. Still, eat the fucking body it'll do you good